I don’t mind I just figured my neighbors are walking to their backyard. Until I started eavesdropping. I shit you not these mfs were confirming which of my windows were open and what windows they already tried. Like they were casually talking about dinner in grocery store so I immediately popped up flicked the light on an watched them stumble over one another only until I turn the lights off. And then I heard the sound of a pistol being cocked. My instant reaction was to lock and close everything. All three of them had guns I had an old baseball bat from college. I stayed watch for what felt like 20 minutes fortunate enough my neighbors called the cops and the pull up DEEP. Cops had all three if them arrested one of the guys started snitching on me for hitting his arm with the bat “allegedly” no I definitely did that haha. And then said he seen with his own eyes that a weed bong on my coffee table. Cop brushed it off didn’t give a flying at the moment. To my surprise no more than 10 minutes later this dude pulls up with 6!!! AND I MEAN 6 cars full of degenerates. So at this point I’m watching North Korea army set camp completely around my house. I’m not gonna lie at this point in time I thought I was done for. So I immediately called my sister to say my last goodbye I starting tearing when I heard her panicking. So like a man pushed my feelings aside for a bitch and toughened the fuck up. I strobe light on every I could and I waited for awhile until i realized this was 15 year old Peyton’s dream that was wasting. I live popular enough street to notice a group of men with guns) I did what every tobacco smoker would do and I sat on my fucking porch and stared at these gentlemen though traffic. Fast forward a bit it’s now 8 am and I’m in the shark tank people I can taste it. Until this angel from about (main villains gf) begged for my life and after another hour the guys is still like I woke him and starting gangland in his suburb. He wasn’t letting me off the hook until I learned a valuable lesson via fist a cuffs, I lost all fear when he tripped up the curb, and I have like 5-6 inches on him and at least 10-15 pounds on him. Just to wrap it up I knocked him yo the ground 5 times before thug support started feeling responsible. Long story short it’s a lot quicker and easier just to to get robbed at gun point