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Nee to fly with meth? Do these things...
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I've seen this question come up a few times about people needing/wanting to get some meth with them onto a plane to take to their destination. Here are a few tips and tricks if you absolutely must.

DISCLAIMER: If you get caught, that's on you. These tips are hypothetical suggestions, nothing more. Carry out at your own risk.

First thing's first - If you KNOW you're traveling a couple times through the year well in advance, get yourself TSA Precheck. This allows you to keep your shoes on and only have to go through the regular metal detector, not a body scanner, like you do if you don't have precheck. This means a good little rock can fit in your shoe or even in your pocket, 5th pocket, cargo pocket, etc... without detection unless you somehow get yourself a pat down which pretty much never happens with precheck people unless you keep setting off the metal alarm or just straight looking suspect.

Secondly - "But bruv, I don't have TSA Precheck and it's too late to get it, what do I do?!" Stop panicking and buy some empty non see through medicine capsules from amazon. I suggest grinding the amount you want to take into a powder (pill crusher works great) and then filling said capsules with your meth. There are also little capsule fillers that allow you to do multiple capsules at once but I always just did it 1 buy one because I did not have the contraption to do multiples. Weigh it out, stuff the capsule, put it together, repeat.

Third - If you're going with method 2 with the medicine capsules, invest in a "daily pill reminder" box. You know, the ones that say MON-TUE-WED-THUR-FRI-SAT-SUN on it so you know when to take your pills. That way you don't worry about carrying a real prescription bottle because 1. Maybe you don't have one and 2. the description of the pill is right on the label so I wouldn't advise it anyway. Also, if you already have medications you're taking, be sure to put them right in with your meth vitamins in your new box.

If you can't get precheck and can't get capsules in time or some bullshit excuse then I simply wouldn't try it.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

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