Holy fuck I hate buying drugs as a woman. It's fucking impossible to find a hookup who isn't just trying to hookup. Like no, I won't suck your dick for an 8-ball. I'm a nurse, I've seen what kinds of bacterial culture have probably sought refuge on that destitute wasteland you call a dick – the only culture you have beyond Eminem's shittier albums and butchered Rick and Morty quotes, I'm sure. Besides I make plenty enough money to be able to afford an 8-ball without having to have your black balls slamming against my chin for a whole 45 seconds you fuckwit. Seriously why can't I just find a plug who isn't going to offer me a light bag of iso and an unrestrained case of mouth herpes? Fuck this drug.