Who even are you? Where am I? No . . . who am I??? Is this the matrix? Are we living in a simulation? Is the simulation simply just a simulation? Are we all just simulated stimulated people living in a simulations simulation? Now that's a question we gotta get to the bottom of. Whoever is running this simulation has a bit of a weird sense of humor. First he starts with simulating all the gangstalkers, then the army of evil robot sea lions who live on the moon and who are forming an army of elite super soldier sea lions (SSSL's) and their mission is to rule the cosmos . . . and now he starts simulating alien octopus wizards that are invading the U.S. and are casting spells on our elected officials to curse them with having tentacles for arms and legs so that they can overthrow our government and put us under their tentacley power and if we don't submit to them their going to eat us alive with their huge octopus beaks on live television in front of the entire country. it's a real crazy fucking breaking story have you guys been tuning into the news????? At least the SSSL's and the Alien octopus wizards are at war with each other so hopefully they'll take each other out and help us defeat them and their agendas. I can't beleive that nobody is talking about this. Well anyways I'm gonna go hide in my secret underground bunker/lair.