But I figure having a solid way to figure out where I stand temp wise is the smartest thing I could do cuz I cannot fuck this up and not get this job.

If anyone knows of a specific digital oral thermometer that's quiet af when it beeps, or, more ideally, has the wires that make it all work easily accessible, like when you open the back to put batteries in. I could buy more than one and hopefully figure out which wire is responsible for making noise and cut it.

I've done research, and I'm finding that literally no digital thermometers that you'd put in your mouth, have a silent feature to turn off the beeping. There's no touch forehead thermometers that have silent features, and I think infrared ones as well. The problem with no touch ones where you're an inch or 2 away from the forehead, is that I need to submerge a thermometer in the fake piss so I can be sure it's (what I'm aiming for in temp to be) between 95°F at the lowest, and 98°F at the highest. If it were to enter the cup at 100°F, I could just cap it and seal it tightly, and run it under cold water before getting out of the bathroom. But I plan on doing dry runs so I can figure our what temps it'll get to, and more importantly so I can learn how to read the temp strips on the bottle. I got forehead temp strips from CVS that are essentially the same thing they include when you get fake piss, but I plan on putting like 3 on there just so, if God forbid I can't use a thermometer to be super exact, I can hopefully get an accurate reading from look at 3 temp strips. And thats looking like the case atm. My best bet I'm thinking would be to get an infrared thermometer, but the problem with those is that they only read a surface temp of a liquid, not like the body of it. And they're bulky. But I guess what I'll also try to do is a get a few different digital oral thermometers, and just fiddle with them and see which one ends up being the quietest and use that. And if possible I'll wrap tape around it to hopefully dampen the noise as well as have it buried in my hand/with maybe some fabric of my clothes wrapped over my hand too.