0.My sisters ex boyfriends brother is a semi neighbor, lives down the street. I went to give him his order and he said come up stairs I wanna show u something. He had a fucking to scale rag doll he made from fluorescent work vests and duct tape which had a grape fruit taped to its crotch with a hole in it. There's a drill with a hole saw bit on it with grape fruit hanging off it on his nightside table. This cunt literally made a sex doll like dude.. just go to the brothel. He had an ear 2 ear smile when he showed me. .

1. My sisters ex boyfriend called the house phone one day and said to me "please man, get out of my roof.. I can't shower.. I can't take a shit cause I know ur up there watching me." I'm like dude you called the house phone, so how could I be in your roof... Till this day he is thinks I'm living in his roof. He then went on to explain how my sister is a clone. .

. 2. Brand new puffer (my cousin) after a session was telling me how the government put cameras in her teeth when she got her wisdoms out. She was being dead serious. .

4.Some meth casualty compulsive liar was telling me he invented apple computers and Steve jobs robbed him at knife point for the formula, then said he was the drummer for Nirvana. .

1. So I got shouted a session and the next day I thought I'd be nice and shout a session back. She was fucking ugly as the keith Richard looking fuck so I had no interest in her she was just a friend. I didn't realize she was trying to fuck me I was to busy with clash Royale lmao. She was showing me a coma sutra book, hint 1 I overlooked. Then said let's go sit on my bed. Hint 2 I overlooked. She disappeared for hours after that. When I noticed she disappeared i went looking for her and found her behind the middle pilar of her house holding her face and rocking back and forth. When I asked if she was okay she launched up and proceeded to tell me that she has a tooth ache and it's my fault cause I put a spell on her. I was then kicked out. She lived in the middle of the sticks and I was so cold I literally had cold chaff which I didn't know was a thing. I came to a 3 way fork in the road, and literally had to guess, but I guessed correctly and managed to find my way home. .

2. Sisters friend back when I was 14 (she was 26 I think) tried to get back at my sister for something by fucking me and giving me herpes. But since I have morals I asked my sister if it was all good if I banged her mate and she gave me the warning. So good Morales are important. No I didn't bang her. .

If you want more stories let me know and I'll make another post, much love y'all stay safe and don't be a fried cunt. Xx