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The flair is misleading - it is NOT a rant, per se - simply a public service announcement.
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If I say I'm nauseous and have become unable to produce urine and haven't encountered any H2O in the last two days, I'm pretty much guaranteed to NOT be looking for a sexytime talk, and if you ask me what I'd want you to do if you were next to me, my answer will undoubtedly disappoint you. what I'm trying to say here is, that although we are a rare breed, there do exist humans who enjoy chillin with le Crystal MINUS the crazy freaky sex type shit. I already directed this general idea towards the intended audience, however I believe a quarterly sub reminder was about due. Thank you fine folks for your time, and try and resist the urge to downvote me to the tentacles of hell, if you would be so kind. Stay spun MFs 😊

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