i’ll start by painting a picture of who’s writing. to say i’m a body builder is a stretch, however i do exercise frequently and can move a decent amount of weight. when i’m not lost in an ice storm, i’m quite good at hitting my macros and cooking tasty meals. in summary, i have what i’d call a pretty good physique.

i have a “friends with benefits” situation with a woman who is a straight up PAWG. it’s almost criminal how curvaceous she is, it makes me wonder that if god really existed, it clearly plays favorites and loves some more than others. she doesn’t use anymore, but knows the enslaving electric charm of amphetamines. she is understanding and okay with me being a bit spun out as long as i don’t actively use in front of her.

last night entailed what must be close to the best sex of my life. i wasn’t particularly high, to be honest i was tired from work and was half interested in the thought of hooking up. nevertheless it lead to a debaucherous and delightful evening of passion that was so hot and pure that it’d make a eunuch pop a boner.

the final backshots of the night were hypnotic. while fucking i was suddenly dumbfounded by the hips this girl was gifted. i recorded a 50 second scene to immortalize the moment and finished up.

upon rewatching this video while high at work earlier (something as insane as it is egoic), it became clear to me that my future belongs to pornography. god gave me a hog and a propensity to indulge in the drugs i favor for a reason.

i type most of this as a joke - the world doesn’t need another half baked independent pornstar, nor another OnlyFans account that’ll be lost like countless others. but the delusions from this bender got me convinced that my cock can save the world, and i’m inclined to believe it.

the true tragedy of this all is that i’m drying out tomorrow, and as the ice’s influences fade out, i will be but a husk of myself with the libido of an 80 year old paraplegic. i can’t imagine many studios would find this lack of professionalism appealing, so i’ll stick to home movies for now.