In the back of a fucking Uber ride right now, I smoked like 1/5 of a joint but a good amount of crystal. I just feel amazing.

Going back to my mom’s house is gonna be difficult lol, she’s gonna see me fucking RIPROARED. Can barely even fucking type right now.

I got 2 emergency Narcan, a 1-use fentanyl tester, the rest of that fat doobie I barely even had any of lmao, and a condom in my little to-go baggie. I don’t use magnum XL’s or anything, I use the average Trojan, I’m 6 inches tho for any ladies/men wondering 😘😉🤔

I even am about to pop some breath mints so I don’t affect my mom with meth breath even though I’m 19 and should do whatever the fuck I want.

I’m gonna make a damn fool of myself in this post if I keep typing… so PEACE ✌🏻!!!!