Right. So I’m sliding into day two and the yawns have begun. Or partial yawns at least. I can’t seem to get that last bit of air allll the way in. Any tips? I’d prefer mouth-to-mouth obviously, but it’s pretty slim Pickens around here.

OH! Also, while I’m here… the last two days have gone poof. Just like that, it’s Sunday! I have a cousin coming to stay with me on Tuesday. My good intentions of focusing on preparing for the arrival also went poof. A hit or two or three or four and I’m automatically naked. I did manage to shave my nuts and run to Walmart to get more coconut oil though. I wrote a post hours ago saying I would provide faves for someone to clean the bathroom…in a focused methy kind of way. No responses. Soooo I’m wondering if it would be a bad idea to ask an unhoused dude, there’s a population just blocks away, if he’d like to exchange gettin really fuckin high for doing a methy cleaning of my bathroom. Mostly just the shower and tub. I’d provide the faves and also short shorts while working. Sounds like I’m getting sidetracked again, huh?