I’m walking to work, gotta be there at 7 but sick of waiting around so I left early. Of course I pulled an all nighter on meth why would you even ask? Well as I get to the end of my driveway where it meets the main road I look up from my phone and right fucking there on the corner a dude is just standing there smiling and nodded at me in approval as if to say “you got this man, good for you for going to work”. It scared the fuck out of me and i very visibly jumped but them immediately busted out laughing. I missed work yesterday and really don’t want to go but I oddly feel ready for it now.

Thank you, very nice Mexican man. I hope your day is filled with meth. Or whatever you like.