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I just went and had my routine massage to keep me in shape for my job as a massage therapist. I missed bad right before I left for the appt, one of those sneaker misses that didn't sting. Massive lump. So I put heat compress on and rolled out. My guy said whoa WTF is that? I said a spider bite. Bro massaged the shit out of it, I was laughing inside because he was like oh ya I can tell it's def a spider bite.

2 I'm thinking about maybe ingestion of drugs and perhaps self penis massage here soon if anyone else feels up to a tug off.

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