ok so basically a guy gets told to stop Russians from launching a nuke, he does that but then he kills his mom for the government and inherited her title. then he goes on to stop another nuke, and another, and then he survives a helicopter crash and makes a random medic become his clone, and that clone stops another nuke, then a few decades later this bitchass's son is sent to stop another nuke, then another, then stops his British brother and his A-team of Batman villains from using yet another nuke, and then mr. bitchass's son and his two boyfriends stop another nuke, and then mr. bitchass jr becomes old because of cancer 2, and his boyfriends help him kill his dad's boyfriend who was pretending to be his British brother. then he kills himself. the end.