Okay, so I have an issue that I have seen people discuss elsewhere on Reddit, but none of the threads seemed to hit the mark for me. And just as a fair warning, this is TMI, and the photo is probably NSFW and also very gross. I'm going to try to put this delicately.

Earlier today, I felt a slight itch down there, so I went in to investigate. And no, I wasn't, you know, doing that. Just trying to figure out what was up with the random, slight itch. All of a sudden, I felt something that didn't feel like skin. It was wet, but not in the female arousal way. It felt like KY Jelly, and there's no reason that would be down there. So I kind of scooped it up and looked at it, and I did a quadruple take.

It was thick like snot or jelly, but cloudy like egg whites. I have seen other women discuss this before, but none of the explanations seemed right. Plus, there was a lot. In the photos I googled, there was a string or two. I pulled out a glob that was bigger than a quarter.

The reasons I have seen are:

• Pregnancy, implantation, or pregnancy-related issues
  
• Birth control
  
• PID
  
• Menstruation
  
• Masturbating a lot on a short time span
• Sexual arousal
  

But there is no way I'm pregnant. I have had many normal periods since I last did anything, which has been awhile (more than 6 months ago). I'm not on any kind of birth control, and I don't have PID. There is no pain anywhere down there at all - not even in any part of my stomach - and there is no foul odor down there or in the discharge itself. The odor only has a very faint, natural smell. I finished my period a few weeks back, and I am not due for one any time soon. And my self-love habits have not changed or increased or anything. I also was not aroused when I found the discharge. And I have never had this kind of discharge happen before.

Anyway, here is the photo. WARNING: very gross and very NSFW. Also, the photo doesn't truly show how much is there. Once I deposited it onto something black (so you could see it better), it sort of piled up into a spherical glob. So gross, I know.