Honestly the disconnect between how we (men) think about breasts and penises is remarkable to the point of hilarity

The average bra purchased in America is a 34DD (I say average bra purchased because as u/linerys and the folks over at r/abrathatfits would likely point out, what people are buying is not strong evidence of what size they are XD). Yet the average American dude hears "Double D" and imagines tiddy torpedos.

At the same time, the average erect penis is 5.2", yet I can't count the number of times I've read something along the lines of "I'm only like eight inches. Pretty average."

...yet men are somehow better at spacial reasoning... Tis a mixed up, mucked up, shook up world.

So you're saying psalm 23:5 is a prophecy

Pretty sure, yeah. I've moderated several sex-oriented spaces and probably could've destroyed my liver if I'd done a shot every time a guy claimed some absurd size and in the same breath talked like that was normal/average.

I mean, I have not verified the length of these dudes' wangs, but statistically speaking most of the ones claiming to have 8" dongs are lying. So it's probably a case of someone with 5.3" saying it's 8 then acting modest and saying it's pretty average.