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Happy holidays, women of Melbourne! āTis the season to be giving and this Santa is ready to unwrap you, give you the gift you were too shy to ask for and eat your cookie.
This Santa is no ho, ho, ho but I do sleigh. I am full of holiday spirit and want to make some special womanās Xmas wish come true. Come sit on my lap, whisper what you want and Christmas wonāt be the only thing coming this weekend.
Now, you might be expecting a jolly fat guy with a white beard and a red suit, and Iām sorry to say in that department you may be disappointed. Iām 175cm, 67kg, have a few tattoos, clean, respectful and can offer laughs, a safe, clean place, and my lips, tongue and fingers (looking to eat pussy and ass, if thatās your bag - itās definitely this Santaās!). And because itās Christmas Iāll send you on your way with a candy cane. Happy to chat until youāre comfortable, meet in public for a vibe check and host at my workshop in the Northā¦ of Melbourne.
So letās keep those holiday blues away and indulge in some Christmas cheer. I believe Mariah Carey said it best when she crooned āAll I want for Christmas is you (to sit on my face)ā ā or something to that effect.
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