Hi Cage Johnson here.

Are you sick of not belonging in the world? Do you want to be something? Are you tired of logging on to the same old PvE server and not seeing Port Aperture?

Are you ashamed of the lack of science being done! Life has given me lemmons! And i say no! I will not take your Port Aperture-less lemons! I'm the guy who will bring Port Aperture back! Then burn your house down because you're getting in the way of Port Aperture progress! And it can all be done with a little help from you.

The next rev is being highly discussed. With all the talk about what does or does not make a good revision i have a feeling Rev 16 is going to be a good one. The Admin is really thinking about what would make a good Rev. Now is the perfect time to start planning our return to glory because Rev 16 is the perfect door way to your future! Do not delay! Sign up and get in contact with Zead who has taken over as head mayor by completely democratic and non self appointed means. See you later you crazy kids -Cage Johnson

p.s Port Aperture is planning on going balls to the wall next rev how ever we do need help to get air born as a large majority of the original PA team have moved on or are caught up in commitments.

Zead is building just out of white oak, if you're interested in helping port aperture out just drop him a message in game or on here. if you want to just build somewhere nice, become a mayor of a town, help build a community, or just have fun he'd love to hear from you.