What a complete and utter waste of money. And that's all its about; money.

You can't log on without getting through a kaleidoscope of captchas and "password not recognised". I received 849 views, 8 winks and 1 message before I decided to pay for subscription. There must be something to it, after all I seem to have generated interest (I thought like the mug I am). After the past few weeks (which have been shitty and lonely) I thought I might cheer myself up with some company, who knows, maybe it would amount to something. I finally forked out the £42.99 only to discover that the message (which I couldn't read before becoming a member) stated that the user had blacklisted me.

WTF?

For what?

Not replying?

Tad touchy don't you think? Turned out all those views were from accounts with no photos or photos that are obviously not of actual people so, basically, bots. So were the likes. I tried to cancel the automatic "protection racket", sorry, I mean subscription system only to be told repeatedly, after having battled through numerous captchas that my password wasn't recognised!!!

Again, a very sincere WTF!!!

I can't exactly afford the monthly subscription; £42.99 is about what I earn a day after tax so, to me, no small sum. But the manner in which they treat you, like a cash cow sickens me. I was already prepared to declare permanent bachelorhood but thought I'd give one last go.

Thanks Match.com. You've made my mind up for me. At least I'll have more money to myself (books and graphics novels ain't cheap you know). After the humiliating few weeks I've had this, this was the last fucking straw. I am ready to go all D-Fens on the world (bonus points if you get the reference).

It's juts a shame I can't call an actual human being and tell them to fuck off and die....