Ok just a quick one for you all. Yesterday was talking to a guy I know ,his wife was around but most probably, couldn't hear us .

He was saying he can't wait to get home ,so he can have sex with his wife as he been horny for days and not had sex for a week. Ok , not really my business, but I'm not a prude or easily shocked .i just replied you should of had a wank in the shower before coming out, followed by should never go out shopping with the wife with a loaded gun.

Then he replied with ... I never masturbate ,once as a teenager but never again and never will!!

Not often I am left jaw on the floor,did I just hear him say what I think he said.before I could reply his wife came over said hello ,did my best to be polite haha.and off they went to finish the good old domestic shopping trip.

Once the you got to be shitting me wore off and stopped laughing. I phoned my partner,then some friends , just to see how they would all react , obviously all of them, after the you what reply , just started laughing and my partner also added , why you calling me with this bollocks when u can tell me in about an hour when u get home, and questioning whether I should be allowed out or not on my own.

My opinion is and will always be this simple little statement.

In this world there are 2 types of men, those that masturbate ,and those who lie about it!

Every man in the world ,wanks , masturbates, pulls the plunger,jerks the chicken , goes to his oldest fuck buddy pam and her 5 friends, empties out the boys, I can go on for a lot more with all the ways we say it , but everyman( and probably woman too, but not being one can't confirm but pretty dam sure they no different!!) has at sometime decided hmmm what happens if I do this to it , ohh I like that...... You know what I mean.

Out of the 2 types I am the honest don't lie type who is a proud wanker, ok I'm not going to post a video, taje out a full page advert in the paper or start a campaign (because what would I be needing to campaign for something we'll all do ,oh apart from him)

So am I wrong in my belief about men that actually haven't masturbated or don't how ever blue their balls are?

Do all men masturbate or do they not?

Any kind of medical reason for not being able to is obviously understandable,and sorry if this offends or upsets any guy our there,not my wish or intention.

Please enlighten me , as I can't wait to see any of the comments on this one! Of course as an equal opportunities posted all genders are more than welcome to comment.