I’ve (F 26) spent hours upon hours of my life scouring the Internet for representations and discussions of one of my favorite ways to masturbate, and the most I’ve found is someone else also lamenting the lack of representation. There are under ten videos I’ve ever found of this method as well. We’re all familiar with your standard pillow humping. I have no idea how that friction with little to no pressure can yield much pleasure. Orgasm, sure, eventually. But let me introduce you to masturbatory alchemy.

Since I was young, I’ve masturbated by hoisting myself up on the corner of a chair, counter, or table, making sure I have enough cushion underneath me like a towel to not hurt myself, but not too much. The key is I lift my legs from the ground and scissor them open and closed behind me and/or rocking back and forth on the corner using my hands in holding onto the object in front of me to help move my body. You can be more upright or lean more forward as space allows.

Friction is NOT at play here. It’s such a pet peeve of mine to see so many humping videos looking like rug burn as the vulva gets dragged back and forth across a raw table or cushion. Sorry to burst your bubble, but 90% of the time, real humping orgasms do not look as flattering as content creators represent online, pussies delicately scraping soft pillows. But I don’t mean to sounds so negative. Call it passionate.

With my method, the pleasure comes from multiple places:

1. All body weight exerting pressure on the mons and base of the clit, getting intense, steady pleasure from those wonderful nerve bundles.
2. Tension from having my legs out mostly straight and core clenched in order to stabilize myself.
3. Opening and closing my legs activating my inner muscles and varying the pressure applied to different areas of my vulva.

If I have time to spare, I can also just hold my legs wide open or stay closed while on a corner and just let the pressure and tension do all the work very slowly, making it feel like the five seconds before you cum, but drawn out almost for as long as you want as your entire pelvic region just throbs white hot. I can also cum multiple times in a row this way VERY quickly, if I want.

Fun fact: I’ve seen penises benefit from this by having it point down with pressure applied at the base of the shaft. Very hot to see.

I can provide videos featuring penises or vulvas using this method upon request.

Since it’s so seemingly rare, I’d love to discuss if you’ve done this or answer any questions. I consider this a service to my tiny community of corner humpers so that we may be represented better in the future. My loftiest hope is that someone tries this who hasn’t before and they see the light.

[TLDR: Where the hell is everyone who humps with their legs off the ground?]