My wife and I had a couples massage. She wanted a facial I took the massage. Everything was going great until my therapist started doing something with my back that hurt so much, I screamed! Everything stopped and the moment was ruined.

While on deployment I was in Turkey and went to a Turkish bath! It included a massage. The only problem was that the massage was provided by a dude with an organ grinder moustache in the open. It was not fun.

I had a young lady over for a yoni massage. As I was massaging the inner thighs, I found out she was a screamer! As I was doing what I was doing, she was letting out blood curling screams! My disabled roommate across the house heard her! He screamed if everything was ok. She yells out: "He's fine, we're fucking!" My roommate's nurse caught an eyeful as the young lady walked naked to the bathroom to wash up!