So….the conversations on MRP have been pretty heavy lately. So I thought I’d add some levity (and hopefully insight) by sharing a recent text exchange between me and my wife - actual text.

Me: Wow..Charlie Murphy dies…leukemia (Analysis: text are not always logistics. At the end of the day my wife is my friend. We like stand up and we like Charlie Murphy. So….just talking to my wife about something we are both interested in – crazy…I know.)

Her: I saw. Sad. Should I feed the kids leukemia for dinner? (Analysis: I don’t know what has gotten into my wife over the last week, but she has been giddy as fuck. This was a combination of amusement and just her being annoyed with the kids but making it fun. Soo much of a better place).

Me: WHAT! I took out hot dogs. LOL. (Analysis: You can see that I am a little shocked by her dark humor. I also took it as an opportunity to own my shit. I usually cook 2-3 days a week. But - yesterday was hotdog day. Anyways – dinner was prepped, she had nothing to do.)

Her: Nice job. You can come home. (Analysis: Just flirting and a little bit of a shit test. I did not prep food for dinner for her approval. I do that shit every day. But…flirting.

Me: oh….I have a hotdog for you too. (Analysis: Flirting back with a little A&M. She has been shit testing me all week which I now see as flirting. Makes all of this sooo much fun).

Her: Tried it. Too Spicy.Made me burn. But thanks for the open offer. (Analysis: Umm….we had some extended fucking last week and she got a UTI. So…a short sex hiatus for now.

Me: Are you telling me that I need another bun for the hot dog you don’t want? It’s wasteful to throw away a perfectly good hotdog. (Analysis: Light dread. She has made comments about my ass and body from the consistent work out schedule and dressing better. I also keep reminding her - in fun ways- that we are both in this relationship by choice. So having some fun with dread).

Her: You live by the bun, you die by the bun. (Analysis: Nuff said. LOL. I found that funny as shit. Let her drop the mic with that one. And…I had work to do. FYI - got a enthusiastic hj that night).

So, in summary – have fun with your wives fellas. That is what this is really about. AWALT – hypergamy - BB/AF – dread – frame – yes, all of that. But don’t forget to have fun. Don’t forget why you stared dating your wife in the first place (hopefully you two had fun at some point).

TLDR: Fuck with your wife. It’s fun.