…we realize this letter is getting to you late as one of the elves saw the pic but luckily Mrs. Claus got it to you after a couple hours 😉 What we’re asking for Christmas is a sexy, smart couple that is as enticing outside the bedroom as in it (or wherever we end up). He needs to be comfortable around another naked guy, comfortable with himself and know what compersion is. Hint: it’s not a Swedish sex position. Know his way around a woman’s body with his tongue among other other things and realize that to get in her pu*y you’ll need to get in her mind. She’s needs to know her way around another woman’s body or be willing to learn. Loves to enjoy herself and not afraid to show us. Same as above, intrigue his mind and his hard cck will follow. We want quality over quantity and know that our time is limited, you only live once so enjoy it and make some memories. Bonus points if he can breathe through his ears and she enjoys multiple O’s.

Please tell Mrs. Claus we say hi and we’ll see you both at Hedonism II