I never feel more powerful than when I’m subjecting a slut’s nose and tongue to my big hairy sweaty shitter. I’ve swiped my fingers down my crack and taken a whiff before and nothing short of putrid describes it. God I can’t even imagine being face to face with it, let alone tongue to hole, taking in the unholy scent/taste of all the slimes and gases my sunless region has to offer. Yet here she is, her pretty face jammed in my crack, licking away at my hole for one reason: my pleasure.

There’s a reason “ass-kisser” always gets applied to those who work tirelessly to meet their subjugator’s every demand, no matter how degrading or unpleasant. Imagine (literally) stooping that low just to make a (literal) asshole like me happy, sounds so evil but it feels so natural, like this is what they were made for. Kiss my ass bitch, and don’t you dare forget to say thank you sir.