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r/malaphor

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A malaphor is a mashing of two phrases to create a unique and bizarre saying. For example, you could combine "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" and the idea of "burning bridges" to create "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."

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to r/malaphor by thisasynesthete
5 months ago
We've only scratched the surface of the tip of the iceberg
to r/malaphor by Allbrin
11 months ago
Out of the fuck around and into the find out.
to r/malaphor by prowzer
7 months ago
It’s like pulling hens teeth.
to r/malaphor by Plenty-Tie-1540
5 months ago
Don’t judge a man till you’ve walked a mile with the shoe on the other foot
to r/malaphor by Plenty-Tie-1540
5 months ago
“You are what’s eating you”
to r/malaphor by Plenty-Tie-1540
5 months ago
He smelt it, dealt it for a day. But he who dealt it will smell it for the rest of his life.
to r/malaphor by Plenty-Tie-1540
5 months ago
What’s that old saying? “There’s more than one way to shit the bed”
to r/malaphor by Plenty-Tie-1540
5 months ago
Out of the frying pan, into the hand that feeds you.
to r/malaphor by Plenty-Tie-1540
5 months ago
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t teach it to skin a cat.
to r/malaphor by panay-
8 months ago
Too many cooks touch wood
to r/malaphor by Captain_Taggart
8 months ago
I gotta piss like a bat out of hell
to r/malaphor by HSChubbyPie
8 months ago
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They aren't all Malaphors but they're pretty close!
to r/malaphor by HSChubbyPie
8 months ago
The Pot Calling The Shots
to r/malaphor by Wrathchilde
7 months ago
Smell the writing on the wall
to r/malaphor by HSChubbyPie
8 months ago
Home is where the cows come
to r/malaphor by Wrathchilde
7 months ago
When I sat in your shoes
to r/malaphor by supremecrafters
9 months ago
What goes up a first time, must go down. What goes up a second time, can't go up again.
to r/malaphor by Wrathchilde
7 months ago
Keep your ear to the grindstone
to r/malaphor by Wrathchilde
7 months ago
Hindsight is 50:50