Visiting from Boston for a wedding and free NOW (9:30pm on May 11th) in the downtown Portland area.
Me: I'm a cute, fit, regular, professional guy with magical fingers, a skilled tongue, and limitless stamina. I'm clean, d/d free, discreet, vaccinated, and all of the other important things you'd likely be looking for in a random Reddit hookup partner.
I'm also a very very giving partner who is respectful and considerate in all of the right ways, but still strong and masculine in all of the ways you need and want.
You: Also cute, fit, regular, clean, d/d free. Local to Portland (or visiting too I suppose), and in need of some male attention that is focused on your needs and that leaves you feeling good, happy, and satisfied.
My "type" (if there is such a thing here) is the average female who "doesn't usually do this kind of thing", but, like everyone, just has some needs that require satisfying and is open to the idea of a safe, laid-back, and mutually satisfying hookup.
I also know that meeting strangers off of the internet is a bit stressful, so this all happens on your terms. We can verify we are who we say we are, we can meet in public, you can (and will) control the whole thing so that you feel comfortable and can get the enjoyment you are seeking.
If your interest is even slightly piqued, send me a chat and let's meet up!
Oh, and no men. No men. No men! Your unhinged and inappropritate responses to these posts only make you look foolish and desperate and weird. So no. Just no.
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