This could never exist, but if it was real, I would run it in a heartbeat A George of the jungle/Tarzan deck It's a deck of water and forests, all the creatures are Ethier monkeys, apes, leopards or jungle people. But the commander It's a double sided card, one side is george of the jungle. He's fairly weak, a 1/3 and every turn you have to bounce a Forrest back to your hand, because he crashes into trees (if you can). At any time, you can bring in Tarzan, he stays in for X amount of turns, X being the amount of forrests you bounce with george. Tarzan is badass, a 5/5 with haste and double strike who gives all your monkeys, apes and leopards, 2 2, vigilance, haste and double strike. Once the turns you have with Tarzan run out, you flip over the card back to george and of course, if he dies, he goes back to the command zone, preferably with the crash sound effect preceded by screams of "watch out for that tree!". Yes, I know this is stupid.