One day on 1999 Macron and his wife goes on a trip to Japan. Macron already was a big gamer at this time, he played many video games on his Super Nintendo Entertainement System but he was the biggest gamer in France and even Europe. At this time E-Sport didn't existed but no one never beated it at any games. Niether in fighting games or speedrun, the legend says he beated the first Kirby in 4 minutes without glitches. But he started to seek for challenge and that's the real reson why he came all the way to Japan.

He was arrived into Japan but he didn't find anyone that could beat him at videogames. He was sad, Brigitte came to comfort him

"Don't worry Manu your talent will make you a great president later" she said

"You don't understand... I... I think... no that's bad"

"What do you want"

"No that's stupid"

Macron goes away. He passes all his time in arcade rooms but never anyone that could beat him at videogames people named him "風変わりで関係のある" (Manu la démarche in English). He didn't knew what to think of this. He was the best player of either Europe and Japan, Brigitte thought of getting back into France but Macron say he will not go back until he loses at a videogame.

But someday he was crossing the street alone at 1am, the street was cold and dark, there were no one except him. At this hour every one was sleeping in Japan, except one man. He met someone by crossing the street. The guy knew Macron and even knew how to speak french. Macron had a wierd feeling, he knew he could trust this man but he was in fear too, it's 1am and he meet a wierd dude that knew him and speak french in Japan.

"Bonjour" the guy said

"Bonjour Monsieur"

"Je suis passe partout de Fort Boyard" (Someone inform me of your skills at videogames)

"Il n'y a plus de PQ dans les toilettes, il faudrais en racheter" (Who the Hell are you)

Macron start thinking it was some kind of twisted joke but he was not a fucking casual in videogames

"Albert Camus, né le 7 novembre 1913 à Mondovi (aujourd’hui Dréan), près de Bône (aujourd’hui Annaba), en Algérie, et mort le 4 janvier 1960 à Villeblevin dans un accident de voiture, dans l'Yonne) en France, est un écrivain, philosophe, romancier), dramaturge, essayiste et nouvelliste français. Il est aussi journaliste militant engagé dans la Résistance française et, proche des courants libertaires, dans les combats moraux de l'après-guerre." (I am Shouzou Kaga) said the guy

Macron have heard of his name earlier but he didn't really know who is Shouzou Kaga

"Uno" (If you really are the famous Shouzou Kaga show me a feet pic)

"Tabernacle" (If this is the only way to proof you who i am i will do it)

Kaga was shy, he didn't wanted to do this.

"Ah ! Bon dieu ! dis-je en moi même, si lorsque j'étais à la cours de Perse, je représentais ainsi, je représentais un grand sot !" (What are you waiting for if you are the true Shouzou Kaga you could send me a feet pic)

"La Marseillaise n'as pas été écrite à Marseille mais à Strasbourg" (I mean... you know... my feet... my sweet feet...)

At this time, Macron didn't liked feets like today. He hated them but he heard that Kaga's one was special.

"Tu dis plutot Noix de coco ou couilles de Communistes" (Can you just... go away 1 minute... I... it's hard you know.)

Macron goes away a moment. He was a bit scared too. Is Kaga's feet like the legend ? Can it do what he's supposed to ?

"Madame Berna est tellement Exentrique et relatable UwU" (It's... it's done)

Kaga showed him the picture of his feet. It was as he expected, the feet of the legend. Macron couldn't speek, not only he is in front of the legendary Shouzou Kaga, but he saw his feet. He must have something really important to do with Macron to do this.

"On part en vacances à Papete" (I must show you something really important Macron, you must follow me)

"J'ai sais pas quoi dire" (I can't now I must join Brigitte, it's 1am she must be scared)

"Five Guys ça coute cher en vrai j'y avais jamais mangé avant aujourd'hui et je regrette pas" (Get her with you... we don't have much time you must follow me at Intelligent System headquarters)

Macron goes back to the hotel and brought his wife with him at Intelligent System headquarters. Macron was surpriesed, he never saw anything like that. Kaga sat down to a chair and type things on his computer. He gave a game for SNES that was called "Fire Emblem Seisen no Keifu" Macron couldn't read that weeb language so he just called it Fire Emblem Ching Chong but that's not important. He played it. It was a special French translation made just for him. Macron played it... for at least 4 hours. Kaga watched him playing.

"Réforme des retraites" (I... I never... I never played a game that bad. What are those shitty name Zigloodo and Arbus ? this is the first time i hate a videogame. Except Dew, he is the coolest man alive)

"eo ar galloud diouzh ar Monado" (I'm so happy... For the first time, you don't like a game I accomplish my job, I can retire in peace now)

"Personne ici parle français alors pourquoi je m’emmerde à écrire ça" (No... That's... No you can't I must play other games like it how you made such a bad game is this the only one ?)

"Qui est doe et pourquoi veut-il ressentir mes vibrations" (I can't continue i already retired, you can play the 3 other games of this serie and we were supposed to make a fifth game but he won't be released since i finished my job in this world)

Macron cried as much as he could. But Kaga couldn't make anything it was too late i couldn't make any game like Fire Emblem games. Macron thought about suicide but he saw Kaga's face as the sun rised up after his gaming night. He was so amazing, so beautiful, so goergous even delicious. Macron started feeling strange for Kaga, not love, bute more. He loved Brigitte like his wife, but he loved Kaga like his god.

"Les fleurs du mal de Charles Baudelaire" (You didn't get anything left for me... Anything, please i beg you get me anything as long as it's as bad as this piece of shit that I just played)

"Je vous parle d'un temps que les moins de vingts ans ne peuvent pas connaitre" (Actually i have something but,... you must accept this deal... If i release this game, they will continue the serie that and it will create it a fanbase of nothing but casuals that will not only like those games, but also make terrible things out of it. They will have waifus from those games, they will make Yuri fanarts out of two female lords, they will bench thier Jagens and call them XP thieves. However, this will be the very worst game that i could every make, even worse that the one you just played... Do you accept ?"

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