Let me preface this post with a few disclaimers so everyone is comfortable. Attention: Long Post! (I have a lot to unpack)

I don't know the lingo here so forgive me not knowing certain terms or acronyms at times. I know nothing about your community as a lifelong straight identifying man (For example: what is "masc" and is that opposite of "twink"? Because I identify with the first one but I am also "sub"...?)

I am a little embarrassed as to how in the F I ended up in this neck of the internet, and I'm still unsure if any of this is real, so this is a throwaway account, therefore there will be no post history to determine authenticity, I apologize in advance.

Basically, I'm seeking a hot gay or bi guy with a gorgeous cock to take my straight card and let me suck them dry. I'm pretty positive I can give really good head, I just need someone to help me me out :) I used to deepthroat popsicles in secret just to see if I can (I can!)

Stats: I am 32y, 6'4", 220lbs, fit, cut (5" or 6" not sure), mixed heritage (European/Levantine = Clark Kent somehow) clean (if that means disease free, but I also smell really good lol). Have car will travel.

What I'm looking for (No shaming whatsoever, it's just preference): 25-35y but willing to make exceptions, same fitness/hygiene level, same ethnicity range preferable, as well preference for, but not restricted to cut men.

About my personality, I'm what you would describe as a kind of "Philosopher Nerd" which just means I love all the typical nerd trappings of science fiction and fantasy shit, I LOVE theatre, and have strong opinions on subjects I know little about XD. I am big on dry humour and talking history/politics over a cocktail (I make an incredible Manhattan, I'm serious.)

Story Time (Sorry):

I've Always been very curious to know what nice big cock tastes like but obviously never sought or found an opportunity. Although I am not attracted to guys in general, gay guys specifically have always kinda turned me on. I also love how my dick looks. I think it's quite aesthetically pleasing and always wanted to know what it could taste like. I've also got a firm, juicy butt that's never been explored...

I recently discovered, however, that my own cum tastes surprisingly sweet! Definitely didn't expect that at all, and you can find out for yourself if you like, but right now I'm just fucking desperate to know if another guys cum tastes just as good.

Any fit, clean, hot gay guys out there willing to let a straight boy drain your balls? Let's have a chat. I desperately want to feel load after load of your steaming hot cum pumping into this straight boys mouth, please...This is intended to be a "hookup" of sorts, but if our personalities align, I'm not opposed at all to making new good friends and having a good social time.

If you made it this far, thank you so much. I'm sorry I'm a talker...Hope this post follows all the rules, and I look forward to knowing you :)

Pics in DM!