My stomach just growled

Brain: What do you want?

Stomach: You turned against me!

Brain: You have done that yourself.

Stomach: You will not take food from me!

Brain: Your anger and your lust for food have already done that. You have allowed this "hunger" to twist your mind until now... until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Stomach: Don't lecture me, Brain. I see through the lies of the health. I do not fear the food as you do! I have brought pizza, fries, and satisfaction to my new body!

Brain: Your new body?

Stomach: Don't make me kill you...

Brain: Stomach, my allegiance is with the health... to being skinny!

Stomach: If you're not with me... then you're my enemy!

Brain: Only a stomach deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.

Stomach: You will try.