Are you on the westside, or enjoy coming to this area? Want a companion to go to comedy open mics with, be able to record each other’s sets? And a fan of other wondrous C words that possibly include cats, cannabis, cuddles, cartoons cookies, cunninglinguinis?

Looking to make a new good friend to connect with in this realm, and explore some of these activities together! I’m 29 myself, single, above average height/slender/mixed/bespectacled. Mainly would love to go to open mics together and try stuff out, be there to support each other and get footage of our time on stage. But almost equally have been missing some feline energy in my life, and want to go to a cat cafe to meet some kitters.

Beyond that, I’d definitely be open to a cuddle buddy, or FWB, or more of a connection if we clicked, whether that’s in a casual direction or something deeper involved that could become long term. Just keep it real and I’ll always do the same - but comedy & cats are the main prerogative, so I’m open to the spectrum of friendship & spitballing ideas/feedback, to a monogamous relationship, whatever is mutually enthusiastic and genuinely how we click best. A comedy duo & lovers scenario sounds pretty dope, but would only want something in that direction if we both really felt it.

This cat cafe is about 3 miles from me and what I had in mind checking out first, and then The Crow comedy club is just a bit over a mile from me to give a general idea of location, both places I’d be down to routinely go to. I’m down to drive us to the cafes if you wanna do open mics (If I’m only traveling barely over a mile after 6, I’d rather just walk it and keep my parking spot). Not opposed to venturing out of the westside eventually but then the driving is mainly on you. If I’m behind the wheel for longer distances then you’re accepting my control of the aux, and I’m pretty much only into hoe scaring music. So things like - Beetlejuice: The Soundtrack, Songs from the Motion Picture: Beetlejuice, and, Beetlejuiced: 10 fruit themed ballads based on set pieces from the film: Beetlejuice.

If this seems like what you’re down for, let’s chat and get to know each other a bit, maybe hit up a cat cafe this weekend, try for an upcoming Monday open night at The Crow, or just enjoy messaging with someone new for a while, and keep each other accountable with jumping into open mics in 2023! Also always down to get into gaming of any kind, or learn about boobs if you wanna teach me what secrets they have. Open to age/race/etc just be an adult who’s like minded and down for funny shit, honesty & communication. Plus for being local and being older though! (Yes this account is what you think it is).

I’ll end here with a bunch of random comedy shoutouts to give you a taste of my taste: Beetlejuice, Wham City Comedy (RIP), Anchorman, Tim & Eric, Ed Edd & Eddy, Michael Keaton in Beetlejuice, Jena Friedman, Sarah Squirm, Eric Andre, ATHF, Home Movies, Bob’s Burgers, Futurama, Three Busy Debras, Shin Chan, Aaah Real Monsters, Teenage Stepdad, Parks & Rec, On Cinema, South Park, The “Day-O” scene in Beetlejuice, Pony Island/The Hex/Inscryption, Nathan Fielder, Documentary Now, PFFR, Meg Stalter, Reno 911, Geena Davis in Beetlejuice (could marry me at anytime), Super Jail, It’s Always Sunny, Mr. Show, King of the Hill, I Think You Should Leave, Kyle Mooney, Children’s Hospital, MrGoo64, Jarvis & Friends, The Nude Calisthenics Power Hour, Flesh Roberts, Mimi Millerkins, Dirt Kids , Squeebs, The Vargas Twins go to Austria, and the snake that Beetlejuice turns into in the movie: Beetlejuice.