Feliz Navidad season all you pervs!!! Hope you a been good boys and girls, nah!!! Fuck that, naughtiness all the way. And what better way yo ring in the Xmas season than by painting it all white, an early Xmas present if you may say.

We are two naughty and mischievous elves who like to get into trouble with Mrs.Clause while Santa is away, with some of the toys in our workshop. We are both 33 years old, drug and disease free(recently tested), easy going and respectful yet highly kinky. We are no strangers to sharing, so we are comfortable with one another. We are two different heights at a regular size Elf at 5’5 and Will Ferrel Elf at 6’1. We are however both more towards the dad bod body, yet have our endurance and stamina.

Mrs.Clause is preferably an older lady in her 60s and makes us warm pies that we can cover in cream. But seriously we are open to much younger Mrs.Clause, ages 18-late 50s and above may apply. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is cool thou. We are open to different races and ethnicities, as we are equal employers, we can keep a secret if Santa is not providing enough attention. First timers are welcome but so are those who have some type of experience.

Of course having done this for as long as we have, we do have our ground rules. Please be able to voice verify before we trade pics, do not send pics until we VV. We tend to host in a hotel room to create a neutral area for everyone’s safety. We also do not mind meeting up in public prior to anything, to check chemistry and see if we all vibe. Of course it’s 3 people trying to coordinate, so please be able to give us dates and times that work best for you so we can all get our ducks lined up.

Hope you all been having a fun start to your December, remember to stay safe out there and take care of yourself and those you care about. Try to be good or else you may get coal for Xmas gifts but being bad is more fun than gifts at times. Hope you may find what ever it is you are looking for, peace all.