Ho ho ho... wait!!!! Wrong holiday. Happy Halloween season you Ghouls and Ghoulettes and witches and fiends. Hope your all staying safe yet causing mischief and chaos. Anyways, me and my buddy have a Halloween party to attend but we need to bring the virgin sacrifice but those are so hard to find so we decided to go for a none virgin sacrifice. The party will also only be us two and you have to BYOB, bring your own brassiere. And you have to prove you aren’t a virgin through various activities. P.S costume required

But first your party host. Well we are two certified freaks, no legit!!! Have you seen the Toxic Avenger? Well let’s say don’t go swimming in the L.A river. So besides having 4 hours, some tentacles and one of us being a cyclops kinda, we are pretty easy going guys. The accident made one of tall and the other shorter, we tend to feast on bugs and shit so we aren’t fit studs like Toxie but we carry ourselves well, more dad bods. We been tag teaming for a decade, so we are pretty comfortable with one another. We don’t do any drugs but do drink and are 420 friendly.

As for you... well you aren’t a virgin that’s for damn sure and we can tell and will test you out so you none virgins don’t even bother. You also best be comfortable being part of our sacrificial ritual. Aside from that we are pretty open to women of various backgrounds like race, body size, kinks, etc. We are open to ages 18-50s but mid 20s and up is around the right age group. We don’t discriminate on race and ethnicity, and welcome white, black, Mexican, Asian etc. Body size wise we are also open, athletic, curvy, mom bod etc, just carry it well and hopefully have stamina to go a couple rounds. We do ask that you be drug and disease free, 420 is cool and so is drinking. We are also couple friendly.

Party time!!! So where do we party at? Well we tend to do hotel rooms to create a safe neutral location. We also do not send or expect to receive pictures until we voice verify, so please be ready to VV. We are also to meeting up somewhere to check chemistry like a graveyard or behind a dumpster in an alley.

We hope that we get some interesting prospects and if not, then I’ll guess we will have to sacrifice the gremlin in our basement. Hope your all having a killer Halloween season and staying away from razor blade candy and none alcoholic beer. Remember to wear your masks and not your Halloween masks, stay 6 feet apart but maybe burial feet is better. Be good to yourselves, be good to your fellow humanoids, and remember that Sam is always watching during this season.