Happy October! You know what that mean! Loads of candies, scary movies and sexy costume. Obviously we are searching for a married woman who well gifted in the chest (not mandatory) or maybe you enjoy dressing up for Halloween, could he for fun, could be for the PTA meeting or just for the fucks.

You are a married gal or maybe engaged, and no worries, we can keep a secret. You love Halloween, as mentioned, enjoy dressing up, could be sexy or maybe you like the scary versions. Ages 18-60, with preferences in the mid 20s to late 40s. Please be drug and disease free, smoking pot is cool and so is drinking. First timers are welcome but if you got some experience that’ll be good too. If you doing a side play, please let us know and we can coach you on how to get around certain parts.

We are two deformed freaks but certified, seven days a week. We are ages 37 and 36, both drug and disease free (recently tested). We are experienced in MFM, so comfortable with ball slapping and DP, DVP. We are pretty easy going, kinky but respectful. When we aren’t tag teaming married women, we are usually having long walks on the beach, writing poetry and doing community service. Hope we may find someone or else we would need to sacrifice the Gremlin in our basement.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

If you reply back! Put one of your favorite horror movies in the subject or in the body of the message. Stay safe, check your candies and remember to have fun.