A new NHL season is upon us, and since my team (LGP!) is unlikely to win the cup, I'm in need of another way of scoring - if good times are a Goal, I'd love to put the Great Eight (obligatory “Boooo!”) to shame this season!

** I can travel to you, or host, and it's been brought to my attention that me having an extra parking space is actually a major bonus **

Me: 37yo, white, 6'0”, 180lb fit. Been told I'm “handsome,” “hot,” “pretty funny,” and “sorry, not what I'm looking for” (feel free to ignore the last one haha). I'm laid back, normal(ish), and generally curious about the world with interests in movies (actual cinephile, and yes it bothers me that the number of legitimately great hockey movies basically starts and stops with Slap Shot), games, and languages/cultures. I think thoughts about things and can hold up my end of a conversation. Oh, and for hockey - LGP! (though I'm cool with the Kings too - unless you rather I not be...)

I have a tendency to be a pleaser (but not particularly submissive), and love eating pussy and worshiping curves. Recently and regularly tested (Aug 2024), don't do drugs, and will ALWAYS respect your boundaries - I will not be taking a penalty, the only box I plan on heading to is yours. If the chemistry is there, I'd love to have something ongoing (the cup isn't awarded until June, so...), but one great night is it's own reward too.

You:

• Honest and able to communicate. I can handle it if you cheer for the wrong team (I once ate out a Caps fan, not sure who “won” that exchange), but I'm not all that interested in boring, rude, or otherwise mean-spirited women
• 25-45yo, the closer to my age the better, but I'm pretty flexible on this
• HWP, but have a soft spot for curves, so big boobs to the front of the line
• If there are two hockey ladies interested, I'm willing to play a man down on the PK (jk jk haha, there's no way this would actually happen, right?)
• If you are an actual Flyers fan, you are awful and I'm outraged and you should message me so we can talk about how terrible we would be for each other

Are you a Pens fan, and happy to let an honorary yinzer give you the intimate attention you deserve? Hate 'Cindy Crysby' and want to make a rival eat your pussy? Don't give a single fuck about hockey, but appreciate the effort put into this post and want to see how much effort I put into...other things? Then I'd love to hear from you in a message or chat!