Ah October is here! The month full of all the goodies! Candies, PSL, Corn fields (no not porn fields) you pervs! And of course all the wicked tricks and treats! And what better treat that getting some extra fun on the side. Maybe you aren’t getting enough at home or maybe you have an insatiable appetite.

What I see!? Well besides obviously being married or even engaged, here’s a quick overview of the basics but also open. Please be drug and disease free (420 is cool and so is drinking) but by no means is it required, protection will also be used. Ages 25 and up (with mid 50s) being the cut off but again, flexible. Please be over 18 thou! Body wise? Pretty open to most body types, it’s how you carry it and how comfortable you are, (mom bods, fit bods, thicc, average etc) are all hot in their own way. I ain’t tall, straight up! But I never had issue with my height or being with a taller woman, if you up for Danny Devito to rock your socks with his cock out, then you know what to do. Since it is October and I do like to see, who actually reads these things, tell me your favorite horror movie or comedy.

As for myself, besides being a perv who obviously for a lot in his ad, I’ll do my best to paint a picture of myself. 37 years old, Latino, drug and disease free (don’t smoke but don’t mind if you do) I do drink but very very rarely now a days. Gainfully employed and do have a life outside of wanting to fuck married women so not all jerking off all day on the hub (ugh although I do miss those more easier days). Physically don’t expect an Adonis, don’t even expect the Donis part, no no, I am more towards the side of being a pudgy, dad bod, husky, extra padding or whatever term is used for dudes that like to eat. Although I am not muscular I do have strength from my days that I did use to hit that gym and do still my endurance and cardio from my running and hiking days (surprisingly), so not a overall weakling. As for my height, well let’s say that me and Danny Devito have something in common besides starting blasting. Oh and I enjoy long walks on the beach and pumpkin spice lattes.

I know meeting strangers online can be a daunting task, especially if you are married. If things reach the final stage, I tend to get a room to create a neutral location, with a public meet up prior to that. Now being married, don’t expect you to meet in your area, that’s why we discuss logistics prior to any meet up. Of course we also aren’t going to jump into bed without at least talking with them, this is where experience of playing on the side comes in handy with texts apps and other hidden ways.

Anyways! Thanks for checking out this pervs ad and hope to meet a woman who I can buy a PSL for then go have some personal trick or treat fun with. Hope the rest of you pervs and perveetes, find what you seek!