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36 [M4F] #Newport - Seeking a Tall, Toned Intellectual for Midnight Philosophical Debates and Spontaneous Dance Parties
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Not_ActuallyRandom00 is a male age 36 looking for a female in Newport
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Are you a statuesque, jaw-droppingly attractive, and super-fit individual who knows the difference between Plato’s theory of forms and a perfectly mixed cocktail? If so, we might just be soulmates—or at least gym mates who enjoy a good debate!

I’m a 6'4" connoisseur of both highbrow literature and high-octane cardio sessions, currently searching for a partner who can lift more than just heavy weights and can handle my unparalleled ability to quote Shakespeare while doing burpees. Let’s indulge in intense intellectual discussions that lead to spontaneous dance-offs in the living room, followed by more stimulating activities that require absolutely no philosophical discourse.

If you’re ready to turn deep conversations into playful banter and have a knack for finding creative ways to pass the time, swipe right. Our first date will involve a crossword puzzle with a side of competitive yoga poses—loser buys dinner (and perhaps a celebratory dessert).

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