It's my wife's birthday this Saturday and I want to set her up for an unforgettable night. I'm looking for a few guys to make sure she can't walk right for a couple of days.
Anyone who knows anything about reddit knows that I'll likely get a good number of responses, so I'll lay out some expectations, wants, and needs, to give you an idea about whether it's worth your time replying.
Firstly, you gotta be a bi guy. Not a "well, I'll pretend to be bi if it means I'll get laid" bi, I mean a "I've sucked dick and I liked it" kinda bi. She's gonna want some guy-on-guy. No making out or anything, but it is her birthday and I'd hate to disappoint.
Secondly, personality goes a loooong way. If your response is legitimately funny, interesting or charming, you go way up the list. Age, race, body type are less important than being chill and having the right vibe. Inversely, anyone DMing "hi" is insta-deleted. It means you haven't read this part, which is a bad sign.
Safe play only, must be clean, and DDF.
So, tell us a bit about yourself, send pictures, and include the industry you work in to make sure I don't know you.
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