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36 [MM4F] #Burbank - Seeking a church going, PTA wife to Sin and hide some sinned filled eggs with.
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Theweddingfunker is a male/male couple, or multiple men age 36 looking for a female in Burbank, CA
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Hop hop hop! It’s that special week that culminates with the Easter bunny and you know who making his return. But that doesn’t mean that it isn’t the best time to sin and live a little on the edge by doing a little devil three way. So this one is for the married women who want to spice things up a little, maybe you gave up sex for lent and now need to unleash or maybe you been wanting to worship to men at once, whatever the reason, we are willing to help you out. Extra brownie points thou, for those church going wives who on the outside have this suburban and proper look but on the inside have these burning desires. By the way, maybe we can make a naughty gift basket with more adult themed items.

Ideally looking for a married or even engaged woman, mid 20s to late 50s is the age range with late 20s to mid 40s being our usual sweet spot. Please be drug and disease free, but if you smoke the devils lettuce and partake in alcoholic beverages that’s good with us. Body wise, we are pretty open, with average bodies being our usual preference but don’t discriminate on other types. As for background, we are like the U.N, all are welcome. Oh and we do prefer messages over chat, the chat feature has been acting up recently with sending.

But who are these weirdos who want to give a double stuffing to a married woman on Good Friday or Easter Sunday (we know not realistic), well I’ll give you a small picture to go off, not literally of course. We are two sinners, love to sacrifice virgins to our dark gremlin lord and drive without our seat belts on, and additionally and more boring, we are two Latinos, ages 36, drug and disease free, don’t so drugs but are 420 and alcohol friendly. We are easy going, funny and a little funny looking, respectful yet highly kinky. As for appearance wise, we are a rather odd pair, with each of us being different body structure. One of us is 5’5 and the other is 6’1. And yes we are experienced, several years of MFM, so no awkwardness.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun. And we know that it the chances of it happening on Friday or this weekend are slim but that’s why we plan things out.

So hope you all have a Good Friday, get it Good Friday haha we are so funny. Best wishes and luck to everyone looking for fun on here, hope you all stay safe and have the best of time.

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