Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! If you celebrate that is. Are you a married woman who has spent the last week or so, getting all the food done, shopping and wrapping, putting up with the in laws and family. Did you not get what you wanted? Even after you gave hubby all the hints in the world. Well now it’s your turn to have a different kind of present, two men all to yourself. Of course we want to be extra naughty and that’s why we prefer a married woman.

Ideally we are searching for a married woman or maybe even an engaged one. Experience can be either experienced or never had a MFM, so you first timers are welcome. As for ages, we do tend to get along with early 30s to late 50s but if you got married young and in your 20s, then we open to you as well. We are open to different races and ethnicities as well. Body wise? We are pretty open to most body sizes, mom bods are hot, fit bods are nice but so are normal everyday bods, so don’t be shy. Only thing we do require is that you be drug and disease free, 420 is cool and so is liquor.

But who are these weirdos who want to give a double stuffing to a married woman, well I’ll give you a small picture to go off, not literally of course. We are two Latinos, ages 36, drug and disease free, don’t so drugs but are 420 and alcohol friendly. We are easy going, funny and a little funny looking, respectful yet highly kinky. As for appearance wise, we are a rather odd pair, with each of us being different body structure. One of us is 5’5 and the other is 6’1, we both do lean more on the dad bod side. Think of us like Santa and an elf or Danny and Arnold in the movie TWINS. As for experience, we done more than our fair share of MFM so we are pretty comfortable with spit roasting, double barrel blowjobs, DP, DVP, but no guy on guy action.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! To you all! Haha and although we probably shouldn’t be on here today but hey! What’s the fun with out some naughtiness. Thanks for checking out our ad, hope we may spark an interest and if we don’t then we hope you find what you are seeking.