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Well the days are ticking away to the best holiday of the year, hope you got your outfits all set and your candy ready. But there is one issue me and my buddy are having, we can’t find a none virgin to sacrifice to the great pumpkin. Oh won’t you please do us the favor, or we may need to sacrifice the Gremlin we have in our basement.

We are two deformed and rather unpleasant looking fellas but our moms say we are cool so there’s that. We are Latinos, ages 35, drug and disease free (recently tested) easy going and laid back with our kinky streaks! Now due to our love of candies and human body parts, we lean more into dad bods. We are also at two different heights with us being 5’5 and 6’1.

You are? Well hopefully a none virgin! Hell the more you sin the better. Ages 18 to late 50s, please be drug and disease free (420 and liquor is cool) and if you a married gal who wants to explore, we can keep a secret. Race and ethnicities are open, First timers are encouraged to apply but if you got some experience, come on in. Oh and to add to the fun, send your favorite Halloween candy in the first message.

We know first times can be scary but rest assure we seek to make things as comfortable and as fun as we can. Please be aware that we do not send pictures unless we voice verify first and do not expect you to send pictures at first either. Safety is first, we tend to host in a hotel room to create a neutral ground. We do not mind meeting up in public prior to anything to grab a drink or to just chat. We are very logistics to how we do our play dates, and since it is 3 people planning, it may not happen right away or maybe it can, we shall see.

Thank you for taking time to read our ad. Hope you are all doing well, staying safe and having fun. Hope you got your costumes all set as well and remember kids.

It's almost time kids, the clock is ticking Be in front of your TV sets for the horrorthon And dream of the big giveaway at nine Don't miss it, and don't forget to wear your mask The clock is ticking, it's almost time