Happy Halloween season everyone! It’s the best season and it’s in full effect! So hope you been having some spooky fun. We are currently looking for a wicked witch, maybe you just dress up or maybe you actually practice, either way we are looking to spice up our Halloween season with some toil and trouble.

We are dos amigos, ages 35, drug and disease free, recently tested, 420 friendly and alcohol friendly. We are legit buddies, like traveling and doing other fun stuff besides tag teaming women. Although, we have many years in MFM, so DP, DVP, and just sharing is a fun time. We are like Chucky and Jason, one of us is short at 5’5 and the other tall at 6’1, we both come with dad bods but carry it well and have good stamina and endurance.

You are a wicked witch! Long nose, long nails, rides her broom at night and eats children for her snacks and sacrifices gremlins to keep her young. Oh wait!! That’s the casting call for our indie movie. Well I guess you can be all those things but let’s add some more. Ages 18 to late 50s, preferably in your mid 20s to late 40s but we don’t discriminate, there are laws in place. Body wise? Hmm, we are pretty open, mom bod, for bod, average Jane, we tend to take it on a case to case along with chemistry. As for ethnicities and background, all are welcome! We are like the U.N. Married or seeing someone? Well we won’t tell if you give us candy apples, seriously thou, your secret is safe. Please overall thou be drug and disease free, 420 and liquor is cool thou.

As for the actual deed. Well we tend to host behind a dumpster by a Buffalo Wild Wings since the smell is pretty good and serves as a good post sex snack. But we know that’s not for everyone, so we tend to host in a nice room, for safety purposes and since it creates a neutral area. We can also meet up in public and grab a drink or two (liquor or none liquor) and see if we have chemistry between the three of us. Also! Pictures are not necessary at the start, since we like to voice verify prior to pics, so please don’t feel obligated to send and please don’t ask for any. Wouldn’t hurt if you include your favorite horror movie in your title or initial message either.

Hope you’re find what you are seeking thank you for taking time to read our ad. I hope you all have fun and stay safe out there Happy Halloween season all. Remember to check your candies and light a pumpkin up.