My life is a shitshow at the moment, going through a divorce and trying to learn online dating. (Does “swipe right” mean TO the right, or FROM the right? Is this why it’s not working for me? 😂)

I’m not ready yet for a “real” relationship, but I’m looking for an adventure partner! Someone curious and fun to do things with. Friends first, hopefully more. 🤞🏾😈

Examples of things I wanted to do earlier this year, if I had been brave enough to go solo:

• Catch Angel Olsen at Hollywood Forever, or Jess Williamson at Zebulon
• Sound bath at the Integraton
• Watch the grunion have sex on the beach, and then go to the San Pedro fish market
• Kayak the canals of Naples
• Catch something at the Santa Monica Fringe Fest
• Try a Uighur restaurant I found
• See the Light and Space show at LACMA. Or the Skyspace in Claremont
• Catch the firefall in Yosemite
• Cuddle and have wild fun in bed

If this sounds appealing, please take my litmus test and DM me your results:

Dogs are: A) Glitterbombs B) Dangerous

God is: A) Dead B) My best friend!

When I grow up, I want to be: A) Bernie Sanders B) Rudy Giuliani

Queers need: A) Love B) Psychiatric help

My favorite flavor is: A) Yes B) Vanilla

Now, for YOUR litmus test: I’m 50 and a half, 5’ 10”, 135, Asian. Outwardly square, with glasses and dad jeans. Half the folks who get my pic ghost me, the other half say I’m good looking: mathematically average 😂 DDF, 420 friendly, vaxxed, yadda yadda

Post is for M4F, but I’m heteroflexible. I’ve only ever fallen in love with cis females 🤷‍♀️ but I’ve slept with cis & trans males & females. Hmu if you’re seeking M4M, MM4M, MF4M, T4M, or whatever. Very open to a FWB sitch, and we can have fun!

Personality test results in pics below. Happy to share real pics after we chat - I want a connection first. Hope to hear from you!

https://imgur.com/a/E0ZyeRw

https://imgur.com/a/nO7eNHR