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Title says it all, it’s that simple.
I’m all out of cheesecake but have a fresh bottle of lube we can use instead of whipped cream or cheese…
…unless you’re interested in using food as lubricants or for some kinky food sex, then I’m down for that too.
I can also just go buy another cheesecake to split with you. I ate the entire one last time all by myself and could use some help with the next one.
Who knows, maybe my splooge will taste even sweeter. My balls could use a good draining and I’ve heard sweets go straight to the testicles when you eat them.
I guess that’s why my pants have been feeling a little tight around the crotch area this week.
I’m tall and thin and sweet as cake. Let’s chat.
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