That's right, friendless in this huge ass city and turning to the Internet to change that. Which is ironic since it's partly what got me here. Just kidding, I take full accountability for that.

I know this sub is basically horny jail, but I'm looking for people to create things with, do things with, experience things with. Basically create some dope ass memories that could make for cool Tinder photo ops. It gets kind of lame when all of your best stories are from high school or your early uni days 🫠

The skinny is I had friends throughout school, but grew apart from all of them over time. 2020 happening didn't help (I was actually putting myself out there prior to), nor has working remotely for over six years with oddball hours.

I really dislike bulleting generic shit, but I feel obligated to.

• I'm a big music head. I have a vinyl collection I'm proud of but haven't contributed to in a while, used to go to shows occasionally, and want to get back into trying to make some of my own.
• I love gaming, but want to cut back on it a bit unless I decide to pursue streaming again. Apex, Halo, Smite, and Dead by Daylight are what I've been playing most lately. I play to win, but also to meme.
• My job pays good enough, but I'm considering picking up a second job. I don't got many problems in my life and I wanna change that.
• I'm health-conscious and like to stay in good shape. Was vegan for several years. Still predominantly plant-based, but wanted to see how it feels for a bit. I'll be going back to it in the coming months.
• Photography is something that's interested me, but I could never justify getting a camera since I don't know if it'd stick.
• I want to try urban exploring sometime. We can be bunk buddies in county jail for a night if we get caught.
• Every animal ever loves me.

Okay, shitty bio over. Hopefully you're cool with sarcasm, cussing, and different perspectives. If you're looking to get out of your comfort zone, I can give you a shove with the right amount of oomph. We can also just do stuff we're comfortable with, though.

If interested in chopping it up, tell me a bit about you or write something cool, idk.