It’s finally here! Wrestlemania weekend, and what better way to celebrate than by having two fat sweaty men show you a good time. First we are going to wrap our arms around your wait as we whisper “ready for a fun rise” and WHAMM hit you with a German suplex, then pick you up and put you into a standing 69 and drop you for a tombstone piledriver, you just had the time of your life. Or we could something else, whatever works for you.

Anyways!! Let’s get to the juicy main event. Who are we? We are two thicc boys from parts unknown we weight in at a combined 500 lbs, stand at a staggering 6’1 and 5’5, we don’t need no performance enhancements cause we genetic freaks and aren’t normal like everyone else. We been doing this longer than most, are drug and disease free.

You? You are hopefully a willing vixen looking to get into some double trouble. We are pretty open to all ages, 18 plus por favor, and 56 max. We are open to race and ethnicity, most body types welcome, and if you doing this on the side, fear not! We can keep a secret. Please be drug and disease free but we are 420 friendly and if you drink, that’s us too. First timers and experience ones are welcomed

We know first times can be scary but rest assure we seek to make things as comfortable and as fun as we can. Please be aware that we do not send pictures unless we voice verify first and do not expect you to send pictures at first either. Safety is first, we tend to host in a hotel room to create a neutral ground. We do not mind meeting up in public prior to anything to grab a drink or to just chat. We are very logistics to how we do our play dates, and since it is 3 people planning, it may not happen right away or maybe it can, we shall see.

So let’s bask in this holy weekend known as Wrestlemania weekend, drink a cold one to honor Stone Cold, give a powerbomb to your neighbor and enjoy the show case of the immortals.