As the title states.

No strings, no drama, just a couple of consensual adults hanging out and enjoying a fine afternoon together, snacking and chatting.

The last girl I did this with (a close friend) had a craving for french fries, extra salty, so we shared a large and washed them down with Cokes on a Friday afternoon.

She prefers bbq sauce to ketchup and even though we asked for extra, they gave us only one small container and it was quickly used up.

She didn’t want ketchup.

“They’re not salty enough either,” she said of the remaining fries.

I asked her if she had ever tried dipping them in mayonnaise and she said no.

“It’s actually pretty good,” I said.

She asked if they gave us any mayo packets and I said they didn’t.

She got upset and continued eating her fries, unsatisfied.

Then she got an idea and smiled at me, placed her greasy hand on my crouch.

“I’ve always wanted to try this,” she said. “I saw it in a porno once.”

Her grip was strong and she paid close attention to the sensitive area right below the head until—“pop”—I splooged multiple thick ropes directly into the food bag inside of which she had already placed the remaining handful of fries, tightly wrapped around the head of my cock with her hand squeezing hard.

She then held the bag up holding it as though she was going to pop it and shook it.

“Gotta spread the love,” she said, laughing, shaking.

She moaned with every bite of fries she ate and licked her fingers when she finished them all.

“Time for dessert!” she said.

“Dessert?”

“Of course. Does your backseat fold down? I’m dripping down here,” she said, signaling with her eyes at the floor? the bag? her legs?…

Her…

“It does,” I said. “The backseat does fold down.”

* I’m tall and cute and I don’t expect you to use anyone’s semen as a sauce to pair with your food. But if you do, cool.

I’m just a normal horny guy who enjoys random, risky, sexy fun. Cuz it’s hilarious.