We only dated for a few weeks.

Her career was never the same after Jabba died tbh.

It fizzled out pretty quickly.

If you chucked at that, you’re my kind of person.

I’m a 50 year old 6’ tall aging doofus living on Long Island with his seven cats. One is a foster but she hates me. I think because I’m tall. Or a dude? Or not a fan of Star Wars? Not sure.

By day I’m a data analyst for a major healthcare company. By night I host the shelter cats podcast. It does well on Spotify but Apple changed the algorithm so the stats are down on Apple Podcasts.

The rest of the time I see my aging friends and spend too much time watching people fix cars and computers on YouTube.

I bear a striking resemblance to Bronson Pinchot. Now, not when he was Balki.

You’ll laugh with me. I promise.

Gotta be from east coast of the US of A. Sorry, world. West coast? Negotiable.

Would be lovely to find a real person who really wants to meet and a build a future together.

Say hello in at least one sentence. Multiple sentences would be even cooler.

D