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71 [M4F] Grandpas penis needs your skilled mouth and tongue to resuscitate it.
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CourtObjective9999 is a male age 71 looking for a female in Long Island, NY
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Unfortunately it's seen better days and now in the autumn of its life it seeks a patient legal female that wants to spring it back to life every now and then and put a big smile on his face. Due to being over 70, this penis at times does not do what it is supposed to. It takes some stimulation to rise these days because it is a senior Penis and needs TLC but it does rise slowly when tongue or hand activated. And once inside a wet vagina it feels rejuvenated but takes forever at time to finish. If you just sit on it and do not do much at times it may wilt.

I hope that if it malfunctions that you will be nice about it and not make me feel really bad. That has happened to me now that my penis is older and it's a terrible feeling knowing that this never happened and now it does every now and then. It becomes like a piece of well cooked pasta instead of like a piece of uncooked pasta which is nice a rigid. I will not take anti anxiety meds because of this but hope you are supportive and understanding in the unlikely event of a malfunction. Premature malfunctions are definitely a thing of the past. So if you know how to properly treat an old penis, then write to me.

'm white, well educated, have quite a bit of my hair left, 6’, 200, very oral too, thick, cut mushroom head, groomed and I last. I can host at a Long Island motel near you or travel even into Manhattan or Queens.

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Age
71
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a female
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