I've been single for a long time. Some would say since time immemorial (hyperbole be damned). In that time I've been reflecting on myself as a person and all of the mistakes I made in every one of my failed relationships, a lot of which I made repeatedly. I realize now that my mental illness (bipolar disorder) coupled with my childhood/upbringing led me to become a very combative person who is simply incapable of being in a relationship. And after trying several dating apps for the last 12 years and failing miserably to find anyone, I think I'm finally done trying/giving a damn about my (non-existent) love life. It's time for Chinese food, cocaine, prostitutes, putting hits out for my mafia don, and koalas! Of course I'm clearly joking (or am I?)

What I would like now is a lifelong friend to text/talk to. If anyone is interested, please feel free to message me and we'll exchange numbers. As far as my interests go, I am a lifelong DC Comics fan, am addicted to comic book movies and TV shows in general (along with Star Wars/Star Trek and other fandom/interests), and play an MMORPG called DC Universe Online religiously in between my daily tryouts for the Olympics, the Iron Man competition and reoccurring flashbacks to my time in 'Nam/World War II/helping Napoleon Bonaparte escape from Elba.